I got Tiger Blood

When I heard Charlie Sheen was hiring a social media intern for this summer I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed even harder when I heard they were searching for a #TigerBloodIntern. Love him or hate him, it's been hard to ignore him. He seems to be living every guys fantasy (except for the unemployed part) with his porn star "goddesses", awesome catchphrases (winning, duh) and overall attitude of not giving a f*ck. Still, I can't decide if he's really, really messed up or just misunderstood. Obviously things aren't going to well for him right now but how long is America going to care? I love a trainwreck as much as the next guy, but I just wonder how he'll out-do himself next time to keep our attention.

In other news, I'm in the second round of the #tigerbloodintern search. You can go ahead and start asking me for autographs now. Sheen is not going to know what hit him (after he sorts through the other 74,000 applicants that also made it to the second round... but how many of those are REAL MIZZOU TIGERS?)

Hollywood's Sexy Supporting Men

So I was thinking about celebrity crushes today, as I often do, and I realized I might have a type: Tall, scrawny, a little awkward. Not as socially challenged as Michael Cera per say, but funny and cute nonetheless. Maybe not the lead guy, but the best friend or the sidekick.

And considering I called Shia LeBeuf's hottness way back in the day (think Even Stevens a la Disney Channel) I wouldn't be surprised if these guys blow up in the near future either.

So enjoy the hottness and be sure to tell me what you think. Do you agree with my type of sexy man list or are you one of those people who actually likes big muscles? Anyway, here they are, in no particular order:

1. Jake Hurwitz, known for his College Humor sketch Jake and Amir, I basically want to jump his hot face everytime he comes on screen. My obsession has even gone borderline-stalker after several unsuccessful attempts for a friend approval on his personal Facebook account. Really, it's fine. But really he needs to marry me.



2. Joseph Gordon Levitt, or as I affectionately call him - Jo Go. You may recognize him from the adorable movie 500 Days Of Summer or that other small film, Inception, but as long as he continues to slick his hair back I couldn't care less how he does at the box office.



3. Aaron Staton. He's Ken. Cosgrove. Accounts. The sexiest and one of the best womanizers at Sterling Cooper on AMC's Mad Men, Cosgrove has yet to make an appearance in season four. I have to admit, I'm getting a little nervous. I miss my smooth talking ad man. He doesn't look too bad out of the office either.




4. Jim Parrack. Hoyt! Okay, so maybe I'm breaking my normal "no muscles" rule here but one look at that boyish smile and I really can't resist. Although he plays a vampire lover on HBO's True Blood, he sure knows how to get my blood pumping. (Okay, that was a really bad joke but I had to.)



So there you have it! Watch out for these sexy supporting men. They'll either all end up making it big or wind up with me (win, win really.)